awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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