I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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