my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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