And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
you're hired as official boob wrangler
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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