I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.