We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?