well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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