good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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