Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I just found a bag of teeth...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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