Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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