Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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