I must be too annoying 4 u.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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