p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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