There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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