I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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