Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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