He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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