you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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