then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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