Betty ford says i'm here all night
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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