ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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