I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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