please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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