shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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