he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so let's talk penis.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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