Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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