I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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