I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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