I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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