Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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