..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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