Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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