Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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