Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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