there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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