i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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