I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
God I need to hump something, right now.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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