i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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