I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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