i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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