Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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