Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You were trust falling into bushes
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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