if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
