At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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