I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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