I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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