She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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