I accidentally had phone sex last night
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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