i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
my shit smells like andre
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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