On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We had sex on a dog bed..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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