I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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