Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
