Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think my moral compass just broke
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