"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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