It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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