well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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