Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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